Regrettably, I Will be Unable to Attend

When I received a FAX this morning about an “Erev Rosh Hashanah Havurah Dinner,” I assumed it was a reader alerting us to the latest evidence of how far our people have wandered. The Rosh HaShanah meal, in a four-star restaurant? A Rosh HaShanah “Havurah Dinner” — “Because It’s a Tradition at Rosh Hashanah” — in a Seafood Restaurant? Scandalous!

Oddly enough, this didn’t come from a reader — but from the restaurant. My secretary later told me that the same invitation had also arrived by email. And things aren’t nearly as bad as they might have appeared to be at first.

First of all, it doesn’t appear that this “Havurah Dinner” is coming from any local Havurah — this isn’t a religious group gathering for Rosh Hashanah in a treife restaurant. It’s just the restaurant itself, marketing a “Havurah” dinner. The word comes from chaver, friend. It’s a friendly dinner. Hineh Mah Tov Umah Na’im, Sheves Achim Gam Yachad. How good and pleasant when brothers sit together.

And second… credit where credit is due: the menu, at least, is Kosher. I’m not claiming the food is, after pots and oils and everything else are taken into consideration, much less the wine list. But Kiddush will be said, challah served, the mandatory Chicken Soup wih Matzoh Balls provided (thankfully, Mrs. Menken has her own ideas about what’s “mandatory”)… and then, with all of the ordinary connotations of “seafood restaurants,” the entrees are… Grilled Salmon, Roasted Sea Bass, Brisket, Chicken Breast, and a Vegetable Platter. No shrimp, no mussels — although this feast will cost plenty of clams, none are on the menu.

While it would obviously be preferable to see people following the true Tradition at Rosh HaShanah — sitting together as a family at home, thinking about the wonders of Rosh HaShanah and discussing what they might do better next year — somehow, the idea of a restaurant going out of its way to provide an entirely “kosher-style” menu means that they believe there are lots of people out there where the pintele yid is looking for that bit of connection, even in a non-Kosher outing on a day not intended for restaurant dining. We just need to try harder to reach those people first.

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4 Responses

  1. alfie says:

    This Havurah designator is a giveaway. I’m glad you are onto it.

  2. Neil Lontsman says:

    Have you ever done business with this restaurant before? Somehow I doubt it. In that case, depending on the laws in your state, you might be able to sue them for sending an unsolicited fax.

  3. Rachel Chavva says:

    In reading your article I felt this restuarant is trying to at least offer people a “kosher” type meal and in doing so may generate a spark in someone’s soul to return to, or discover, the joy in an observant life for themselves and their family.

  4. Graciela Ripa says:

    I am a gentile having been raised a Catholic. I have nothing but respect for your culture and am always astounded by the caring and gentleness and caring for others that seems to come so naturally. People move and pass away and can not always find themselves with family during special holidays, I think it is wonderful that the restaurant gives those alone or unable to gather with friends a nd loved ones the opportunity to eat and gather together to remember lest they forget the meaning of the holiday.

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