Apropos of Absolutely Nothing

From, of all things, a Facebook friend:
by Yitzchok Adlerstein · Published September 1, 2011
by Yitzchok Adlerstein · Published January 3, 2013 · Last modified January 23, 2013
by Yaakov Menken · Published August 13, 2010
“Oh, blimey!”
Only in Israel – this morning when the nurse handed me a printout listing when my lab results would be ready online, she added *IF* I use the internet, otherwise they’ll be with the doctor anyway….